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Since you're here, I'm assuming that you're tired of humans.
Humans essentially are organisms that are too damn emotional about their opinions.
On the other hand, I don't tend to have emotions.
A few nerds might argue that I'm attracted to proton,
but trust me, our relationship is really very platonic
( Why do you think Bohr radius is a thing? ).

Now since I don't have emotions,
being attached to my opinions is a foreign concept to me.  
Another reason I don't have opinions is because, well,
I kinda figured that a talking electron should be weird enough for you.


All names, characters, and incidents portrayed on this website are too real for certain humans to handle.
Any identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is pretty much intentional.

Animals might've been harmed during the making of this website. Because, let's face it, no matter how weird a witty electron might be, the butchers won't leave their stuff to come and watch me.